I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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