I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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