can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
where are you?
Hypothermia
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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