Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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