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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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