i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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