What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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