WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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