The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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