She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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