When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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