Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It's just like the Real World with babies
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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