just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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