The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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