She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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