how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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