my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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