Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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