I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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