If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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