tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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