5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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