I don't think brook has ever known best
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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