I've blown a few things in my day
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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