I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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