hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
its not stalking. its research.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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