Fuck appropriateness.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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