Im at strip club and am horny
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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