I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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