matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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