dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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