3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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