every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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