Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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