she was so not down for the gang bang
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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