U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hippo gnu deer
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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