I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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