I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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