even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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