Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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