Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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