you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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