A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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