Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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