My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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