used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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