I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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