508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Your dad touched me again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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