I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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