I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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