we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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