at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
