We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You need a sexual gate keeper
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
