I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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