i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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