no, he came in my armpit
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Randomize
